Favourite Frasier Quotes

'Hello, you're on the Crane with Frasier Air.'

'Daphne! Daphne! I had a dream!'

'Oh, boy, there's nothing like the smell of wet DAWG to whet up the appetite for supper.'

Niles: "Don't you dare call me irrational! You know that makes me crazy!"

"There's something I wanted to tell you. Dad wanted to, but I won the coin toss."

"Could the McAllister sisters stand back to back? I'm short on bullets,"

And, my personal favourite. Niles: "I'd like a petit fillet mingon, very lean, but so lean that it lacks flavour but so fat it leaves dripping on the plate. I don't want it cooked either, just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle, but not true pink, not a mauve either, bearing in mind the slighest error either way and it's ruined!"

I mean funny things Frasier has said himself lol. We already have threads for Niles and Martin.

Ah, but if less is more, just think of how much more "more" will be!

"I find her cousin Jen just a bit judgmental for my taste. Yesterday she told me my show was bourgeois. I pointed out that anything that had mass appeal could be said to be bourgeois. She then said that my argument was bourgeois. Which I found to be jejune."

"CAM WINSTON!!!"

"He'll probably run into J.D Salinger and Salman Rushdie and go out for margaritas!"

"How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!"