Favourite Roz one-liner

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My current favourite is ...

IT JUST REALLY TICKS ME OFF! THE BAR! THE BAR!

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From which episode is this line? Can't remember it at all.

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:39 pm

Neither can I. And I've seen quite a lot of Frasier episodes on C4.

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It's from And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon (8:1) when Roz turns up in a bad mood at the fake wedding reception for Niles and Mel.

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:55 pm

I saw that the other day. It's the one where Niles and Daphne get married just for the moment but then they don't want to hurt the others, isn't it? Still never heard of line, sorry confused

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:23 am

John wrote:: I saw that the other day. It's the one where Niles and Daphne get married just for the moment but then they don't want to hurt the others, isn't it? Still never heard of line, sorry

Nope, it's the two-part one where, hm, spoiler alert, I guess, Daphne leaves Donny at the altar. Daphne ends up with Niles, but Mel says she won't give Niles a divorce unless they pretend they're happy newlyweds for a while. So Mel organises a fake wedding reception for her and Niles and invites Roz. She comes to the reception in a very bad mood and asks them to show her where the bar is cos she needs a drink Smile

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Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:33 am

"I can't beweive any of my guests cod be a... mopible mupuder." from Ham Radio. Laughing

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Oh yes, that's an absolute classic. Started laughing hysterically again just reading the line! Very Happy

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She's the Boss - Season 3. Kate forces Frasier and Roz to work the midnight shift. Roz hasn't slept and mixes up the callers. When Frasier complains, she tells him she will make it easy for him and says...

FREAKS! FREAKS ON LINE ONE! FREAKS ON LINE 2! FREAKS EVERYWHERE!

It's hysterical the way she's yelling and jumping around. Several really funny scenes of them working midnights!

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:35 pm

"But You Promised All Your Listeners!"
-Roz Doyle
Look Before You Leap (3.16)

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:40 pm

Frasiertime wrote:: She's the Boss - Season 3. Kate forces Frasier and Roz to work the midnight shift. Roz hasn't slept and mixes up the callers. When Frasier complains, she tells him she will make it easy for him and says...

FREAKS! FREAKS ON LINE ONE! FREAKS ON LINE 2! FREAKS EVERYWHERE!

It's hysterical the way she's yelling and jumping around. Several really funny scenes of them working midnights!

*in a sexy voice* "Just pump up the volume and call me Kitty."

Also, in Dr Nora: "I was wrong, Frasier! Your way is better!" while jumping up and down like a school girl Smile

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"Big blue flash, cherries everywhere!!" Laughing

From The Innkeepers, season 2

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:08 pm

barbaradear wrote:: "Big blue flash, cherries everywhere!!" From The Innkeepers, season 2

Yes, that was defintely a very good one. Laughing

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Let's not forget 'Shut up y'big doily' in SBSB. The way Roz delivers this tiny phrase expresses everything we need to know about what she thinks of Niles!

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"...you might as well show up here with a sore on your lip and a couple of kids."

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:39 am

Mine needs some context, so here it is:
(from Crock Tales)

Martin: No, it'll be fine. Sure you don't want any? The label says it's "famously spreadable."

Niles: Funny, Roz, doesn't your label say the same thing?

Roz: What does yours say, Niles — "may cause drowsiness"?

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:32 pm

Not exactly a line, but I do love it when she licks Niles's precious antique book in The Innkeepers Very Happy

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Goodnight Seattle (series 11 episode 23) when Martin marries Ronee.

Fraiser: "No air conditioning in a room full of overheaded guests, my Knudsack is dripping already!" (referring to ice sculpture by artist Arthur Knudsack)

Roz: "Oh, with the dark suit it's hardly noticeable"

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:49 am

eddiespaghetti wrote:: Goodnight Seattle (series 11 episode 23) when Martin marries Ronee.

Fraiser: "No air conditioning in a room full of overheaded guests, my Knudsack is dripping already!" (referring to ice sculpture by artist Arthur Knudsack)

Roz: "Oh, with the dark suit it's hardly noticeable"

I missed that one! Laughing

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:14 pm

PatrickD wrote:

barbaradear wrote:: "Big blue flash, cherries everywhere!!" From The Innkeepers, season 2

Yes, that was defintely a very good one. Laughing

I love this one because you can tell it got Kelsey Grammer tickled!!

Subject: Re: Favourite Roz one-liner Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:44 pm

Roz, discussing the use of role play: "Personally, I think you'd make a
very sexy gladiator". Frasier: "Roz, this is not for me - it's for my
brother Niles". Roz: "Oh in that case, make it a gladiola".

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From A Lilith Thanksgiving

Frasier: 'Oh and by the way, I frown on overnight guests'.
Roz: 'Then you're not doing it right'. Laughing

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