Favourite Maris Mentions

Subject: Favourite Maris Mentions Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:03 pm

Despite never being on screen, Maris was mentioned plenty of times. What are your favourite Maris stories/descriptions?

"It's hard to believe that's the same frail woman who once sprained her wrist from having too much dip on a cracker."

Subject: Re: Favourite Maris Mentions Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:25 pm

Daphne: "I've never seen a person cut a caper in half."

Subject: Re: Favourite Maris Mentions Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:43 pm

"Now, what do you think Mrs. Crane would like for dinner?"
Niles: "Oh, you have free reign. Just bear in mind she can't have shellfish... poultry, red meat, saturated fats, nitrates, wheat, starch, sulfites, MSG, or dairy. Did I say nuts?"
Frasier: "Oh I think that's implied!"

Subject: Re: Favourite Maris Mentions Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:42 am

The Seal Who Came to Dinner

While talking about a lamp -
"Maris had it made after she lost power in a storm. Battery operated, works on a clapper so you can find it in the dark. Only problem was, the poor thing, try as she might, she could never clap hard enough to activate it."

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